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Miscellany, Inc. => Fan Fiction => Bad Kelsey: A Challenge => Topic started by: CORVIS TERRIBLE MOUNTAIN GOD on June 24, 2005, 04:30:20 AM

Title: THE END OF CORVIS
Post by: CORVIS TERRIBLE MOUNTAIN GOD on June 24, 2005, 04:30:20 AM
“Oh, Kelsey.” Merena shook her head and unsheathed her hunting knife. “You’re forgetting the rules.”

"WHAT RULES IS THAT" kelsey asked with his FAT GAY HEAD

"Our rule against posting to the forums at 4:14 AM."

"OH" said KELSEY as he GRUNTS DULLY and  MINDLESSLY FUCKS A TREE

"DADDY DADDY" said the KELSEY BABY that was UGLY and FAT and GAY

"HELLO KELSEY BABY" said kelsey" STAY CLOSE TO ME SO YOU DO NOT DIE" as he STABBED A BABY IN THE HEAD for NO REASON

"Ok" said kelsey baby then it DIED MESSILY because kelsey BLEW IT THE FUCK UP with his OPTIC BLASTS

"O NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE" said Merlena and FAT GREASY TEARS fell off her STUPID FACE

"O NO WHAT HAVE I DONE" said KESLEY then RAN OVER MORENA in his SUPER RAD DUNE BUGGY

"DUDE WHAT THE HELL" said the tied up guy

"O NO WHAT HAVE I DONE AGAIN" said kelsey as he was BRUTALLY HYPNOTIZED into eating SEVEN POUNDS of COCAINE

then he ROCKED OUT so hard that he DIED