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Miscellany, Inc. => Ensign First Class Blather => Topic started by: St. Josephine on October 04, 2004, 11:33:33 PM

Title: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: St. Josephine on October 04, 2004, 11:33:33 PM: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord

A True Story

by

St. Josephine

I cannot deny that my curiosity was piqued by rumors of The Creature... a Creature so vile that its name was stricken from the records of the community it had visited, nay dwelled, previously. A creature so vile it was not allowed to return... indeed it was the most baned creature that dared open its maw. Without a doubt, it was most evil.

Though I tried desperately to deny it, The Creature had a hold on me. I resided on the site The Creature established with its soulless minions... and counted myself in their number.

I could not help but grow more uneasy with every passing day. Rumors swirled around The Creature, dogging its every step... blood-curdling stories of unsolicited commentary and... and omnipotence.

My friends, could such a Creature, a Dark Lord, if you will, truly exist? Or was it simply a myth, a rumor, a Giger-ian nightmare connected to a pulsating Commodore64. It was time to confront The Creature in the flesh (or perhaps it would be scales) and put my mind at ease, once and for all. What did I choose to do?

Did I inform The Creature of my impending journey to its domicile?

OR

Did I turn up, unexpected, at The Creature's lair?
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: Awake on October 04, 2004, 11:39:33 PM: oo, i get the chills just imagining this "creature"

and you counted yourself as one of his *ahem* its minions? tsk tsk

this is a very scary story. i hope i never encounter this creature....
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: mcruz on October 05, 2004, 01:06:07 AM: I'm going to guess that you informed The Creature of your impending journey to its domicile....although i'm not sure if it really matters which choice you make
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: Alarielle on October 05, 2004, 01:59:35 AM: Speaking of this 'Creature', I had a very disturbing IRC dream last night. Vel, Grim, JC and Stoplight Red were there. JC snapped a kitten's neck. It was horrible :'(
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: Veloxyll on October 05, 2004, 02:13:27 AM: Omg! I was in Alars dream!

From now on I will refer to JC as Nanami without ever telling him why. All he will know is it has something to do with kittens...Serves him right!
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: discharger12 on October 05, 2004, 05:06:54 AM: Quote
Did I turn up, unexpected, at The Creature's lair?

I pick this, though I'm sure he rendered your flesh, sucked your blood and marrow, ate you clippings, and feasted on your phlegm.
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: icelus on October 05, 2004, 10:15:55 AM: I find all the "kitten" references to The Compton highly amusing.
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: glain on October 05, 2004, 12:44:36 PM: *waits impatiently for the answer*
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: jester on October 05, 2004, 12:59:25 PM: The Creature sounds very much like THE MASTER to me. Don't let them dip you!
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: Stoplight Red on October 05, 2004, 03:07:19 PM: Quote from: icelus on October 05, 2004, 10:15:55 AM
I find all the "kitten" references to The Compton highly amusing.

Heh! You would, tricksy bastard.
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: Awake on October 05, 2004, 04:59:13 PM: Quote from: jester on October 05, 2004, 12:59:25 PM
The Creature sounds very much like THE MASTER to me. Don't let them dip you!

you know, i actually tried that once.... you lose.
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: Andyr on October 05, 2004, 06:24:33 PM: So, what happened next? :) I heard JC can turn a man's flesh to stone with a mere snap of his fingers.
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: discharger12 on October 05, 2004, 08:14:53 PM: Quote from: Andyr on October 05, 2004, 06:24:33 PM
So, what happened next? :) I heard JC can turn a man's flesh to stone with a mere snap of his fingers.

That's an old wive's tale.
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: Perdita on October 06, 2004, 12:01:37 AM: I think the Creature is Dick Cheney. :P
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: jcompton on October 06, 2004, 12:04:56 AM: Difficult though this is to imagine, I believe I'm generally considered more evil.
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: jester on October 06, 2004, 04:27:17 AM: Mr 'Go fudge yourself' is an ordinary hard working public servant who humbly beliefes in small administration and therefore never quit his day job. He isn't evil, he is just as nice as prostate cancer.

@Difficult though this is to imagine, I believe I'm generally considered more evil. :D :-ban :pirate I think it is because of the poor kittens.
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: Tinuviel on October 06, 2004, 07:31:09 AM: Quote from: Veloxyll on October 05, 2004, 02:13:27 AM
Omg! I was in Alars dream!

From now on I will refer to JC as Nanami without ever telling him why. All he will know is it has something to do with kittens...Serves him right!

It's Kiryuu Nanami from Shoujo Kakumei Utena who kills a kitten by putting it in a box and throwing it into a river. When you said that you would call Jason Nanami, I got this picture of Jason singing "my dear little egg" which, considering the meaning behond all that, is disturbing.
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: jester on October 06, 2004, 09:15:43 AM: Otaku!
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: Ashara on October 06, 2004, 10:09:53 AM: Quote from: Andyr on October 05, 2004, 06:24:33 PM
So, what happened next? :) I heard JC can turn a man's flesh to stone with a mere snap of his fingers.

But the author is no man... :D
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: irenicus on October 06, 2004, 02:12:11 PM: dark lord? you mean voldemort??? *friend behind irenicus sighs, to much harry potter in her mind* OHH YOU SAW VOLDEMORT YOU MUST BE EVIL DIEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: Veloxyll on October 07, 2004, 02:16:12 AM: Quote from: Tinuviel on October 06, 2004, 07:31:09 AM
Quote from: Veloxyll on October 05, 2004, 02:13:27 AM
Omg! I was in Alars dream!

From now on I will refer to JC as Nanami without ever telling him why. All he will know is it has something to do with kittens...Serves him right!

It's Kiryuu Nanami from Shoujo Kakumei Utena who kills a kitten by putting it in a box and throwing it into a river. When you said that you would call Jason Nanami, I got this picture of Jason singing "my dear little egg" which, considering the meaning behond all that, is disturbing.
Correct...spoilsport! He was supposed to wonder and wonder until his head exploded.

The image of him singing "my dear little egg" makes up for it tho :)
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: Andyr on October 07, 2004, 06:48:23 PM: Quote from: Ashara on October 06, 2004, 10:09:53 AM
Quote from: Andyr on October 05, 2004, 06:24:33 PM
So, what happened next? :) I heard JC can turn a man's flesh to stone with a mere snap of his fingers.

But the author is no man... :D

Must be how St. Jo survived. ;)
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: Tinuviel on October 10, 2004, 08:41:34 AM: Quote from: jester on October 06, 2004, 09:15:43 AM
Otaku!
Hai! A little anyway.

Quote from: Veloxyll
The image of him singing "my dear little egg" makes up for it tho Smiley
Indeed it does. Laughing at that helps me forget how I hate Canada when watching anime.
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: jcompton on October 11, 2004, 10:51:45 PM: You're all obviously wondering what happened, and St. Jo is just having a hard time composing her thoughts to tell the rest of the tale.

All I need say is: I TOOK HER OUT TO LUNCH.
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: Veloxyll on October 12, 2004, 06:42:52 AM: THE HORRAR! *cue scream*
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: St. Josephine on October 12, 2004, 10:02:34 AM: Quote from: jcompton on October 11, 2004, 10:51:45 PM
You're all obviously wondering what happened, and St. Jo is just having a hard time composing her thoughts to tell the rest of the tale.

It's true: bruises fade but emotional scars take A LOT longer to heal. I... I guess I overestimated my resilience to twisted mind games.

Quote
All I need say is: I TOOK HER OUT TO LUNCH.

After he was done he BEAT me _{at air hockey}.

Oh the humanity!
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: Andyr on October 12, 2004, 01:50:59 PM: Quote from: jcompton on October 11, 2004, 10:51:45 PM
All I need say is: I TOOK HER OUT TO LUNCH.

Well, you are IE modders. I hear that is what they do.
Title: Re: Twenty Four Hours With The Dark Lord -- A True Story
Post by: mcruz on October 13, 2004, 03:05:03 PM: Quote from: St. Josephine on October 12, 2004, 10:02:34 AM
After he was done he BEAT me _{at air hockey}.

Oh the humanity!

Why you inhuman monster jc!