Ok, because I got the licensing part already covered.
either...
twistedrune corp. (a division of Lex corp) saemon and sons. (a family owned corporation for familys everywhere) Turnipsoft (As the basis for the newest windows operating system...)
In all seriousness, at least half the fun of a Jan invention is finding out what it does. The other 75% is figuring out who to license the technology to.