It's funny, like the 'yeah, why AM I taking my clothes off?' moment, but there's also some ironic horror there, too. Losing your free will and becoming a slave in a vortex of teeming lust for the rest of your life (and considering the amount of exercise you'd be getting, that could be a long time )-- it really IS a curse.
I have no excuse. I think this was funnier when I first thought of it. Beyshaliban did "Kelsey is overwhelmed by every woman in the world" much better, and of course Shar-Teel at the end has already been done.