Ahhh, you were all finished right from the get go, because I entered the contest. The Iron Tutu will be mine! Finished, I tell you. Now all I need is the coup de grace...
It might chafe, yes. But the honour of the award is so great that I think anyone would put up with some unsightly red lines around their waist, just to be able to say that they are the Iron Tutu Modder.