Okay, so now I don't have the pirate hat to deal with anymore, and the Iron Viking has been crowned, let's get to the truly important question of the day:
Snuffle. It brings a tear to this ol' pirates 'eart to see such a cocksure an' arrogant display as this. Reminds me o' me when I was a wee lad, swingin' through the rigging an' thinkin' that with me two Iron Modder trophies I were the greatest pirate thar'd ever be. Arrr, those were the days.