After reading thru the posts in this section (also listening to mxpx and evanesease plus 3 cups of coffe) I came up with this. You see think about it. I mean how much would your charecter now about male/male relationships. So that's how this came about.
Imoen: So <CharName>………
You can sense the oncoming teasing. Ever since Solaufein and yourself had started to become… more than friends. Imoen had made it her mission in life to humiliate you every step of the way.
Imoen: I was wondering about something.
PC: What would that be?
An evil grin spreads over her face and you suddenly have the feeling you should have stayed in bed this morning.
Imoen: When you and Solaufein do ‘it’. How will you considering you don’t have the right ‘equipment’?
The blood quickly flows to your cheeks and you think you must have heard her wrong.
PC: Wh-What did you say?
Judging by your expression she knows that you heard her right.
Imoen: You heard me. So…. What do you two lovebirds ‘do’ anyway?
If what she meant by ‘do’ was what you thought it was, you honestly didn’t know. Solaufein and yourself had yet to ‘engage’ in that aspect of your relationship. Also on what you two would ‘do’ together, well let’s just say they never covered ‘that’ aspect of romance at Candle Keep.
PC: I…ugh…
Imoen: Showing mock surprise. Could it be that <CharName> doesn’t know? Gasp. Well we will most certainly have to remedy this. Oh Solaufein!
Oh no oh no were the words circulating in your head. Solaufein heard his name and walked over to where we where.
Solaufein: Yes Imoen can I help you.
Imoen: Solaufein is it safe to assume that you now all about male-to-male relationships.
He looks at her quizzically and turns to you and cocks an eyebrow. He turns back to Imoen.
Solaufein: Yes you could say th-
Imoen: Then did you know that your ‘boyfriend’ has not a clue? Not a drop of insight or awareness. You see once again my brother is clueless.
Solaufein turns towards you with a mixed look of concern and amusement.
Solaufein: Is this true <CharName>?
PC: Yes its true.
You hang your head like the time the monks caught you sneaking cookies.
Solaufein: Then well just have to do something about that. <CharName> today is your first day of sex education.
Both Solaufein and Imoen looked like they were ready to burst into laughter. Solaufein leads you away were you can talk in private. You turn your head to see Imoen rolling on the ground clenching her sides howling in laughter. You need revenge. For this was the 985th time Imoen had embarrassed you like this since you left Candle Keep. But first you must listen to your sex ed talk.
So what ya think. Oh and nice to met ya Tenma I'm Trinin (duh) nice meet ya.